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HEY

SMUG GLASSES

I'M COMING WITH YOU

AND WHEN THIS IS ALL SAID AND DONE

I'M GONNA DUEL YOU AND YUYA AND EVERYONE ELSE

AND I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DUELIST IN ALL DIMENSIONS

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Well I suppose it wouldn't be you if you weren't thinking about punching everyone, though I suppose packing light looks like a problem for you.

I have so many clothes. What to wear into other dimensions???

Yeah, I suppose you want to look your best, but you should also be dressing in at least something protective, just in case things go bad-

[ Wait. ]

[ Liiiightbulb. ]

I think I can help you with your problem, Trena! In fact, I have the perfect solution.

I WILL BE THERE SOON

[ Oh god.]

R-right! I'm still at work, but I'll be ready for you!

There's scrabbling at the windows of your office. And then a horrible shriek as a circle of the glass falls out. Trendafilka is hanging off the side of the building, holding what appears to be a small saw she throws aside as she hops through the hole she's cut and lands.

... and immediately dives at you, shrieking louder. She smells like coffee.

[ Oh god, who let Trena have coffee, why did this war crime go undocumented- oh god that's right she's going for me.

Onni HOLDS HIS STANCE LIKE A CHAMPION as he gets tackled. He's pushed halfway across the room, but, shockingly, you don't hear any bones breaking from the impact, even as Onni's voice cracks out.]

H-Hi Trena.

"HELLO"

Oh god she's at least three times louder.

"PAPA TREATED ME TO ONE CUP OF CAPPUCCINO WITH MUCH SUGAR"

[ This may be the worst thing that's ever happened to me in the last month. ]

I-I noticed! You're very full of energy.

I'm glad you came quickly, though, it'll let me show off my idea for you...

"GIMME GIMME

I WANT THAT SWEET MAGITECH EDGE"

Okay, okay, calm down! You can't let anyone know you got this from me, it's a finished product heading to market, soon.

[He very carefully extracts himself from Trena, rooting in a box.]

Uh... are you a lefty or a righty? This is important.

"I USE BOTH HANDS WITH EQUAL EFFICIENCY"

Ambidextrous! Good for future data logging.

[Pulls out a singular right-handed glove and a belt.]

Okay, okay. Put these on. They should calibrate to your measurements pretty quick.

The belt projects a hardlight outfit that you can customize, and is meant to absorb inpacts from like, Action Duels and other... 'big' stuff'. Y'know.

There's a shrieking noise, the broken window's cracks spreading a little. And she's a blur as she's snatching it and putting it on.

"AND THE GLOVE?!"

[ I've made her happy. This is... well it's good but also, should probably tell Niyo I'm going to need a new window. ]

Coordinates with the belt. It's how you're able to 'activate' the hardlight outfit and can bring up a menu to allow you to customize the outfit. You can save presets too, though only like... seven or so.

"BUT I COULD BE WEARING NEW OUTFIT EVERY DAY?! NOW ONLY NEED MAKE-UP BAG

YOU ARE BEST, OLD MAN. BETTER THAN OTHER OLD MEN."

You should definitely at least wear clothes under it, just for the fact that it's not designed to be on all the time...!

But, yes, this solves your wardrobe problems while protecting the universe simply, I agree!

"IT IS PERFECT.

I WILL SEE YOU LATER."

She flicks her wrist a few times. Poking through menus. And then shrieks with glee as she flees out the window, scrambling back down the building.

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