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[hardcorebestcore]

So hypothetically speaking... What do I do if I realized I am protagonist of very progressive harem anime/game and they're all classmates so can only keep this going another month at most?

Corvusto notes: Normally these things are saved for Google Docs and I post them a month after the head canon events happened but the journal format is the only way this would work out.

This also includes Suguru and Gwen, but it's going to get chaotic with four idiots yelling at each other.

Comments

[magmaheart]

[hardcorebestcore]

What? Is serious question.

[magmaheart]

It baffles me that you think I'm going to help you sort out a mess you got yourself into AFTER YOU DID THIS TO ME

[hardcorebestcore]

I already said I was sorry!

[magmaheart]

DID THAT FIX MY HAIR YOU LITTLE NIGHTMARE

[hardcorebestcore]

N-no.

But I also left you deck with sorry card and a sad face. I spent whole allowance for month to make up for mistake! They looked like cards you would like and I didn't mean for you to be cursed forever

[magmaheart]

It's not forever... it's... just a long, long time.

...Look, I'm going to go with Suguru here. I was set on something at your age and it worked out, somehow. I don't know how to handle juggling anything or doubt in anything like this. It sounds hard, I'm sorry.

Go with your gut. Unless your gut tells you to be like pops, in which case maybe keep asking us.

[littlemissmyrmidon]

[hardcorebestcore]

Very serious question.

[littlemissmyrmidon]

How?

YOU?!

[hardcorebestcore]

I am very cute and pleasing to be around. What else is to be said?

[littlemissmyrmidon]

HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO FOCUS ON MULTIPLE PEOPLE

I'M EXHAUSTED FROM WORK, SAI STUFF, AND DEEDEE ALONE

[hardcorebestcore]

Is easy! Flame of youth.

[littlemissmyrmidon]

This is less youth and more a series of trainwrecks you're at the center of.

... do you even sleep?

[hardcorebestcore]

About two hours a night is about average!

[littlemissmyrmidon]

...Your parents are saints. I am going to petition for them to be nominated as saints.

[ogrewarrior]

[hardcorebestcore]

Probably most pressing question of life.

[ogrewarrior]

You know teenage romance isn't the end all be all of everyone's existence, right?

[hardcorebestcore]

Do you even remember being fifteen? Probably not. Because you're old.

AND

I was trying to say hi to you and Gwen earlier and you two only had eyes for each other would be touching if it wasn't so gross.

[ogrewarrior]

It was only three and a half decades ago. I remember high school, the women, the spo-...

Shit.

Don't be me. Stop it.

AND

Sorry. I... Alright, you made it halfway to a point and I'll meet you the rest of the way.

[hardcorebestcore]

Oh! So you do!

Look, is hard to not, really. What if others are sad about pick? What if I pick wrong one and we are both ruined wrecks of people UNTIL I'M FIFTY LIKE YOU

[ogrewarrior]

I think I've lost all ability and high ground to speak on this situation now.

I'm going to watch my friend either turn into a bug and try to kill us all or regain his humanity just so I can give him some bad news. Maybe that'll cheer me up.

[remarkablerain]

... are you actually going out with all of them?

[hardcorebestcore]

UM.

Slate was my halloween date. APPARENTLY according to my parents I was going to go on date with Garum and he saw my room after storm rained us out. I think Tsurugi and I may have had 'moment' at spirit house.

I think Sumiho is kinda cute in like, the bookish kinda nerdy way (didn't get any information for weird conspiracy theory Geo has, sorry, instead treated him LIKE PERSON rather than collection of clues) Euphie and I also had 'moment' when I fell ontop of her and she turned red and she also wants to 'spend more time with me.'

[remarkablerain]

It sounds more like to me that you just have a bunch of uncertain situations.

... Other than maybe the Slate person, since it sounds like you actually did have them as a date.

[hardcorebestcore]

...I... guess?

No one told me this would be this hard I don't want anyone to have hurt feelings and I just want to snuggle all of them and tell them it will be okay and I don't know how to bring up to my parents because they have enough to worry about with me I am sorry this is in all of your laps

[magmaheart]

YOU DID THIS TO MY HAIR AND BRING BACK NO CLUES FROM THE ONE PERSON WHO CAN EXPLAIN THIS ALL

EXCOMMUNICATED

[hardcorebestcore]

YOU CAN'T EXCOMMUNICATE ME YOU KNOW I'M BASICALLY THE MASCOT WITH MY SWEET BIG EYES AND CUTE TEETH

[thefoxreturns2]

Brainwash them all into being in your harem.

[hardcorebestcore]

...I feel like that may be good idea.

[ogrewarrior]

Please don't encourage this.

[thefoxreturns2]

There's no way it can possibly go wrong.

[ogrewarrior]

This is a manageable confused girl situation.

I'm not handling the case of my bastard daughter using illegal magic because she thinks it's the best way out of easily managed teenage 'peril.' If she does, we'll be dumping it right into the boss's lap.

Deal?

[thefoxreturns2]

I'm going to help her anyways because I feel like spoiling someone for once.

[ogrewarrior]

... I love you but I think this is a bad idea.

Do what you two will. I'm gon-

Oh, he's gone full hivemind. Gotta see if I need to start stabbing soon.