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[hardcorebestcore]

So hypothetically speaking... What do I do if I realized I am protagonist of very progressive harem anime/game and they're all classmates so can only keep this going another month at most?

Corvusto notes: Normally these things are saved for Google Docs and I post them a month after the head canon events happened but the journal format is the only way this would work out.

This also includes Suguru and Gwen, but it's going to get chaotic with four idiots yelling at each other.

Comments

[ogrewarrior]

You know teenage romance isn't the end all be all of everyone's existence, right?

[hardcorebestcore]

Do you even remember being fifteen? Probably not. Because you're old.

AND

I was trying to say hi to you and Gwen earlier and you two only had eyes for each other would be touching if it wasn't so gross.

[ogrewarrior]

It was only three and a half decades ago. I remember high school, the women, the spo-...

Shit.

Don't be me. Stop it.

AND

Sorry. I... Alright, you made it halfway to a point and I'll meet you the rest of the way.

[hardcorebestcore]

Oh! So you do!

Look, is hard to not, really. What if others are sad about pick? What if I pick wrong one and we are both ruined wrecks of people UNTIL I'M FIFTY LIKE YOU

[ogrewarrior]

I think I've lost all ability and high ground to speak on this situation now.

I'm going to watch my friend either turn into a bug and try to kill us all or regain his humanity just so I can give him some bad news. Maybe that'll cheer me up.